Get Used to It Joe Johnson, Atlanta Hawk

Man, you get the feeling he's going to see a few triple teams? Hope those handles are rock solid, JJ. How about "Dynamite" as a nickname for J.J.? Or "Napoleon"? Cryptic enough to work... Or how about just "Not Josh"? NoJo for short? NoJo for 3! Smith kicks it to Napoleon... it's good!

Update: This just in, Hawks lose to Orlando in the preseason opener. Did we catch Tracy McGrady on a hot night? Oh wait, they traded him. And were horrible last year. Not a good start for the team. It's just the preseason, but a 4th quarter collapse is still a 4th quarter collapse. Okay, so maybe the Magic weren't "horrible" last year, and maybe I'm still bitter from a dark day in Atlanta sports this past weekend.