Chris Paul vs. Marvin Williams

Did you know Marvin Williams' middle name is Gaye? His name is Marvin Gaye. His new official Hotlanta Hawks' nickname is "Sexual Healing" (formerly known as Little Head). Chris Paul is just the "Nut-Puncher". So we played Nut-Puncher's team last week, and got beat. We were getting destroyed, but then had a monster 4th quarter behind SS and his red right hand. But lost, of course. NP had a big game, so it got me thinking- did we do the right thing drafting Sexual Healing? I think Sexual is the better long-term move, but Nutsie could have made us competitive today. Actually, that's stupid. Salim "The Dream" brings almost as much to the table, except for the non-shooting point guard stuff. But we've cleary established ourselves as the worst team in the league, even though we are going to pull out our first W tomorrow night against the Boston Celtics!