Get Well Soon Josh 1

Dear Josh Childress,

I hope your ankle heals soon. Our team is floundering without you. We are losing close but winnable games, and I know that with you back on the court those 5 point loses will turn into 5 point victories. You have become a more aggressive scorer this half of the season, and I think that you have realized that just because you aren't the marquee player on the team by default this year, doesn't mean you don't have to try and play like a superstar.

I've heard great things about your basketball IQ, but you've got the body of Scotty Pippen recovering from 2 weeks of the flu. I know you can overcome your not-spectacular athletic ability to become the leader of this team. It's there, I've seen it. I'm not sure Kid Dynomite has it. I'm definitely sure True Professional doesn't have it. Sexual Healing might get it, but that's years down the road. Josh 1, you are our only hope.

Love,
Matt